What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 10:07

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Freaks and Cheeks

Minds and Behinds

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share office space ...

So, the docs changed it to read

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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They put up a sign reading

Then came..

Still no good

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Nuts and Butts

No way

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Just Forget it!

No, not a chance

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Hysterias & Posteriors

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Did Obito ever fully redeem himself in everyone's eyes?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Unacceptable again!

Catatonics & High Colonics

Why do people keep denying the similarities between Latin and Italian by saying they are totally different languages when it’s obvious they sound similar?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Still no good.

So they tried

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Everyone loved it.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

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Thumbs down again.

Next, they tried...

No go.

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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Loons and Moons

Another attempt resulted in ...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...