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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 10:07

Analysis & Anal Cysts
Freaks and Cheeks
Minds and Behinds
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share office space ...
So, the docs changed it to read
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
They put up a sign reading
Then came..
Still no good
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Nuts and Butts
No way
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Just Forget it!
No, not a chance
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Hysterias & Posteriors
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Did Obito ever fully redeem himself in everyone's eyes?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Unacceptable again!
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Still no good.
So they tried
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Everyone loved it.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
What are some reasons why people may fear strong men?
Thumbs down again.
Next, they tried...
No go.
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Loons and Moons
Another attempt resulted in ...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...